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Vol.3 No. 143
MAY 22-05, 2047
MILAN, ITALY

WE ARE BORN NAKED,
WE DIE DRESSED UP.

MAY 22, ROME

BREAKING NEWS!

A man tries to rob a funeral home: to escape the police, he closes himself in a coffin and pretends to be dead. A 23 year old man was arrested some time ago in Burjassot, a town on the outskirts of Valencia, while attempting to steal from a funeral agency. The police soon intervened when the alarm was raised, and the thief, in an attempt to avoid being captured, slipped into an empty coffin hoping to pass himself off as a corpse. However, this did not go well: the police immediately became suspicious when they saw the "body" dressed in dirty and wrinkled clothes, definitely unusual for a burial. Getting closer, the agents also noticed that the young man was breathing, which was even more unusual for a corpse. At this point the arrest was inevitable.

MAY 22, ROME
A man tries to rob a funeral home: to escape the police, he closes himself in a coffin and pretends to be dead.
A 23 year old man was arrested some time ago in Burjassot, a town on the outskirts of Valencia, while
attempting to steal from a funeral agency.
The police soon intervened when the alarm was raised, and the thief, in an attempt to avoid being captured, slipped into an empty coffin hoping to pass himself off as

BREAKING NEWS!

a corpse. However, this did not go well: the police immediately became suspicious when they saw the "body" dressed in dirty and wrinkled clothes, definitely unusual for a burial. Getting closer, the agents also noticed that the young man was breathing, which was even more unusual for a corpse. At this point the arrest was inevitable.