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Vol.3 No. 147
AUGUST 21-08, 2369
MILAN, ITALY

LET YOUR SHIT SHINE

AUGUST 21, ROME

INVALUABLE NEWS!

When toilet paper becomes more valuable once used.
A few years ago a luxury design company launched gold pills at the price of $ 425 each. Once swallowed the non-digestible gold will reappear in your stool.
These pills represent a record for the most useless product in the world. For that matter, perhaps the real luxury is about shitting money.

AUGUST 21, ROME
When toilet paper becomes more valuable once used.
A few years ago a luxury design company launched gold pills at the price of $ 425 each. Once swallowed the non-digestible gold will reappear in your stool.
These pills represent a record for the most useless product in the world.
For that matter, perhaps the real luxury is about shitting money.

INVALUABLE NEWS!